Dear Clem,
Just come in from a munth of fox and squirrel shootin in the mountains. Jed stopped in to help with skinnin and make a squirrel stew. I ast him the bout the super Bowl whicht I missed, Tvs not workin since Hucklebery Hound was on, but would have missed anyway, what with chasin varmints.
As usual Jed didn't know much, said he listened to some intervue with a sad football fella name of Pete, talkin to a Matt somebody. Said it sounded like old Pete did somethin bad, but they didn't say who he did it to. Why did he pass the football seemed to be the gist. I knew passing a football was bad wen I saw Knute Rockne catch some back in his Notre Dame days. That's anutha story.
Like me, Jed's radio's broke. His Filco TV works, but it's all a blizzard of white dots all jumpin around like a bowl full, not the super one, of snapping Rice Crispies, but they're brown. Jed couldn't see nothin, but he listened about all these goings on. The last newspaper we got up here was about World War Two.
If you no anything Clem, pls write back.
Your Fiend,
Hiram
Dear Hiram,
I watched the end while shoppin for wisky and tabaccy at the general store, everone screamin and shoutin, I had know ideee what was happenin. Something about a Seattle imaculate reeception. Then what somebody called an immuculate interception. Kinda sounds familiar, but I miss the meanin. Anywho, some team callin themselves Patriots won the game, but with all the swearin and fumin around the stove near the Tv you'd think these fellas was a pack of radicals or terroists. Addie Joost called them cheatin liars who pumped up the footba;l so the Seahawks, sounds like an Errol Flynne movie, saw it back in '38, would lose. I remember now, Sam said these Patriots waas from boston, sez a lot.
Clem
Dear Hiram and Clem,
I saw yer leters and u know what? Dang it, I know more stuff. Fella named Brady, remeber the Brady Bunch, one of those characters I bet. Wel,, Brady iz the Patriot leeder, and in his spare time pumps up footballs on the sideline while the deefense is playin, some have sploded and hurt people. It seems that the football seehawk wilson, name of the futball, too, strange he musta made the foutball with his name on it, Wilson that is. Lem Little said, the Seahawks passer, Wilson's his name was holdin thiat football an waz near esploded and he had to throw it and the seahaks catcher was so afraid of this swollen football that he let the Patriot Malcolm catch it so he would die in the explosion, and on the nex play so big football runner name of Lynch would carry a fresh unswolled footabll over the goal lnie. Sounds crazyto me, but probly true, sure made a fuss and neer had a dust up.
Jed
Dear Jed and Hiram,
I have more inflamation. Tjhe ball this fella Brady pumped up was so light that when Malcom wakked it away and nocked out the pass catcher he lay on his back unconscious, bet he herd the byrdies tweet, and the ball bounced off his body twice before he woak up and saw the fat ball floatin above him, all full of air from Brady and he catched it. Now Wilson handed the ball to a bruser named Lynch who carried it almos to the gool. Wilson wanted Lynch to take it again and Lynch said no way, man, that ball's bout to splode throw in into the stands whaer the patriots fans sit. Wilson tryed but the ball was like basketbal anmd he only could throw it so far and Malcolm, same one who nocked out the Seahawk, not Errol Flyn, the one who cot the fat ball on his back. So this Malcolm risked his life by catchin the wilson. Then Brady knelt down and squeezed air out of the ball so they wouldn't no he pumped it upi so big and the Pats, must be an Irish gang, won the Supah, I unnerstan that's how they say it in Boston, Bowl. Glad to clear al this up and hope they stop pickin on this Pete fella and he gets bak at that no-good Bostun rascals next yeer. Futbal sure sets folks blood a churnin, makes em drink like fishes to. Lets all go huntin nex yeer round super time and stay there til spring
Clem
Ps. Fellas named Noyz and robinson wrote a good sports book I reed when I can find my specs. Jus found em back on my furhead You could look it up sumpin abot GUTS
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